unexpected lane change

When you are doing your girlfriend from behind and pull it out of her vagina and put it into her ass suddendly.

My girlfriend turned into a bucking bronco when I pulled an unexpected lane change on her.

by DrSmooth June 5, 2005

Unexplained Bruises

Those obvious body marks on the skin which appear unexpectedly the next day after particularly active sex, but you have no idea how they got there specifically.

No wonder Karen's smiling so brightly this morning. Have you seen all of her unexplained bruises?

by Monty_Pythons August 5, 2009

Unexpected item in bagging area

Anal sex; taking the difficult brown; bum love.

The act of inserting the penis into an anus.

"I had an unexpected item in my bagging area last night"
"I wouldn't mind giving her/him an unexpected item in her/his bagging area"
"Stop! Unexpected item in bagging area!"

by cayman August 27, 2013

Unexpiated

Any one of:
1. A game of bowdlerising with all ten pins glued fast to the alley
2. Exhibiting uncastrated tenderloins in a public library
3. Unabridged by the River Kwai

I feel so F%$#ING unexpiated.......... not anymore.

by Norik Niassuh February 19, 2010

Unexpected Hounddog

When a person with a penis, in a sneaky manor, gets on on all fours like a dog, and tucks their penis and tesiticles between their legs. They then simultaneously shake it like a tail and howl at the moon, surprising an unexpecting bystander.

Chris walked around the corner and saw Jamen performing an unexpected Hounddog on the sink.

by Big-Rudy November 27, 2014

Unexpectacular

Unexpected and spectacular

"You brought a REAL pony to the party!!?? Unexpectacular!!!

by Daniel Lewis Cupps June 18, 2016

Unexpected Hernandez

An overwhelming and unexpected urge to poop.

I was in church when suddenly I had to take an unexpected hernandez.

by Marmalade Humphries March 10, 2020