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i'll be a monkey's uncle

This idiom is used to express complete surprise, amazement or disbelief.
e.g. Bob: Hey, there was a news article about an alien spaceship having entered the earth's atmosphere!
Harry: Well, i'll be a monkey's uncle!
by specimengold November 8, 2013
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Uncle Sanchez

Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez's even more perverted Uncle. It's when you have anal sex with a woman and pull out to slap each side of her face with your penis leaving a "5 o'clock
shadow "
She loves it when I giver her an uncle Sanchez
by Dj_AlkaHolic January 24, 2017
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Uncle Rick

The man and uncle we all love the most. He’s kind, teasing and a troll. He likes to mess with us but we love him anyway.

Not to mention he wrote the Percy Jackson series and got us obsessed with mythology even though we weren’t looking to!
Did you see Uncle Rick’s new tweet?”
Oh my gods yes! I love him so much!”
by Emily Goldstein October 16, 2020
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Uncle Juan

The Latin version of an "Uncle Tom", is a Latin American immigrant or person of Latin heritage who seeks to assert their "whiteness", whether inherited or aspirational, in order to privilege themselves above other members of the Latin immigrant community whom they deem inferior because of race or class.

This phenomenon can have many roots: historic racial & political divisions that were brought over from Latin America and which date back to the colonial era; a desire by some immigrants to "assimilate" and be thought of as "American"; long running feuds with the African-American community and other immigrant groups; or working-class resentments towards newly arrived immigrants viewed as competition in the labor market.
Gomez? Heard he voted Trump the last election. He's a total Uncle Juan.
by garcalej March 4, 2021
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Uncle Game

The special games your uncle would play with you. His love for you kept secret and hidden. If you close your eyes you can still feel the caress of his hot whiskey breath and stubble on the back of your neck.
Blady's favorite Uncle Game to play was Sports Physical.
by Stingy Guts October 10, 2023
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Uncle Rico

A middle aged man stuck in the 80s, he is said to have the greatest football skills of all time, but was held back by his coach. Back in '82 he could throw a pigskin a 1/4 mile.
How much you wanna make a bet Uncle Rico can throw a football over dem mountains.
by tub o' beer January 27, 2005
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uncertainty principle

1. States the position and momentum of a particle cannot be simultaneously measured with arbitrarily high precision. This is a crucial concept that is a part of quantum mechanics

2. The modern-day version states to never judge a girl's looks from a distance greater than or equal to 50 feet.
The uncertainty principle seems very straightforward.

Man, I was drunk last night at the party and the uncertainty principle totally slipped my mind. I swore he looked like a girl.
by PVD October 5, 2004
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