Toniyah

She's a average size beauty, with a great smile she's a loyal friends and has a lovable personality she's not afraid to defend the ones she loves and has always been a character she's goofy , independent, and very likable

Omg , she's such a Toniyah!!!

by Niyahhh15 March 19, 2017

Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400

A completely automated eletro-mechanical apparatus used for swift, sterile and efficient masturbation. The Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400; or B.three-fo as it is known on the streets consist primarily of a polished titanium cylinder approximately 34 centimeters (14 inches) in length and 10 cm (4in) wide. Designed to slide over most human penises. At the end of this cylinder is a clear plastic tube like the kind film comes in. The second part of this invention is the chair which looks like a La-Z-Boy recliner with a metal trash can mounted on the side, motorcylce-like helmet that is pulled over your head, and a cup holder for your beer. When activated a number of micro sized hydraulics, servos and actuators that massage the penis in the same way a vagina would. The temperature and humidity inside the cylinder is also regulated. The helmet is pulled down over the user's head and he is immersed in a 3D environment where the brain scan reveals and creates his ultimate sexual fantasy. When the user ejaculates it is captured in a small plastic container that can be cryo stored for later or dumped in to the "trash can" where it is vaporized by a lazer that is powered by a pico matter/antimatter reactor.

This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.

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by Koopa Troopa August 11, 2004

Toonie

Boston term (Typically Charlestown) for Yuppie.

You see the new neighbors yet?

Yea, buncha Toonies.

by JGoonch May 9, 2018

Toni Anne

Toni Anne is the most beautiful person inside and out, she has got golden, glowing hair and the most gorgeous green eyes. She is loved by all species and has the kindest heart. The second you meet this women you’ll fall in love

Do you know that Toni Anne, well she is so beautiful

by Your best friend 🥰 January 10, 2019

Mac Tonight

A mascot for McDonald's from the 1980s who has a moon for a goddamn head.
Later turned into the racist Moonman meme.

Remember those obscure Mcdonald's Mac Tonight ads from the '80s?

by PepsiManiac May 12, 2019

gin and tonic

The most bodacious idea. A mixture of alcohol and soda. In my mind the best way to get plastered.

That's a mighty fine gin and tonic, would you mix me up another?

by TOM DICK August 17, 2006

gin & tonic

A good drink with a splash of gin , a clear liquor, and tonic a gross bitter tasting water that is bad without gin. A hint of lemon or lime will enhance the taste though.

When Johnny goes to bars he orders a great drink, "gin & tonic".

by OliverS May 5, 2005