twisted crab

A sexual position involving two men sticking thumbs in each other's rear end.

Tom and Bob had their hands full with the twisted crab

by RubberDuckee October 4, 2017

Twisted Trepidations

A series of psychological terror, usually from trauma, dreams, fear of something false, non existing, or a moment that hasn't happened yet. Stops a normal person from participating in their activities, or loss in interest. Leading to different behavior, and loss from reality. Drives people insane.

Employee:" Mr. Prean, wont be joining us today".

Boss:"He sick?"

Employee:" Twisted Trepidations got him awake all night, he didnt look good or himself this morning, he went home."

by Hydrogen peroxide April 29, 2019

Twisted anal spinning

The art of getting him/her from the back inserting you’re dick in there asshole and spinning them around and around in circles

Kim:Hey Joe wanna come give me a Twisted anal spinning?

Joe:sure Kim take off you’re pants let’s do this!

by urfriendlyInformer January 29, 2020

Twenty Twisted-Stick-Straight-Stick

The year 2021 as viewed from above.
From this vantage point, it looks like a 20, a twisted stick (2) and a straight stick (1).

{From a drone video on YouTube:
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:11pm PDT on 10-19-21 (or, "2021-10-19T18:11" or "2021 19 Oct." or even, "October 19, Twenty Twisted-Stick-Straight-Stick" if you prefer).

by Telephony October 19, 2020

Twisted Salazar

During the act of pleauring her man orally, a woman slides several feet of ethernet cable up the man's ass. This gives him great pleasure - mostly because he feels that he is still logged onto the internet.

Come on baby, you know I can't get off unless you hook me up with the TS.

by Executive Intern August 2, 2003

twisted

To be evil, really messed up, mad (insanely), or even sick.

Some people on the internet are really twisted.

by Republican Warrior April 17, 2005

twisted mister

A flacid penis, moments after masturbation

As I exited the bathroom stall I could tell the other occupants knew what I had been doing in there by the way they stared at my now twisted mister.

by Ramon from Espana August 30, 2007