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Oh man I smoked 9 bowls and did a kegstand, I'm so twizzlered
Did you see how twizzlered that chick was? She should've held the beer bong
Did you see how twizzlered that chick was? She should've held the beer bong
by Carbon6595 November 02, 2010
When you have consumed alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana. Like "triple-faded" instead of "cross-faded" because now there are three elements of intoxication.
by dharmainitiative23 December 05, 2016
Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.
by The Donut Fairy February 22, 2016
by Burnt_Cheezit June 23, 2022
by mattm3her May 27, 2018
When someone is acting inappropriately, or when an inanimate object acts out of character, or unexpectedly
by Carl Meageington July 06, 2022