Tuxedo dick

When your husband only gives you gentleman dick but you really long for porn star dick.

Before we were married he used to Fuck me like a porn star but now that we are married he only gives me tuxedo dick.

by Chi-raq August 30, 2017

fudge tuxedo

The act of pooping on a girl's hair when she has spent most of the day preparing it for a wedding or prom, preferably her wedding.

"dude, I just wanted good wedding cake for cheap, so I fudge tuxedo'd and grabbed the cake and ran.

by meeeseraapy pants, ey February 03, 2011

Wisconsin Tuxedo

The name referring to a clothing ensemble consisting of a flannel shirt (traditionally red and black), and camouflage pants.

It is not uncommon to see a man wearing a Wisconsin Tuxedo while chopping wood.

by Socially Distant October 08, 2020

the cats tuxedo

a type of clothing that attracts a lot of "pussy".

"can you get the cats tuxedo for me, please?

by BraderUnisel January 07, 2016

Texas Tuxedo

An extraordinary amount of denim worn by someone who actually feels comfortable doing it. The shoulder to ankle attire of denim is usually accompanied by hiking boots or sales rack Nikes from JCPenney's.

Dave: No one told me it was okay to wear that much denim in one day.
Me: Aww man did Tila wear her Texas Tuxedo for dressdown day again?
Dave: I guess it's just a jean jeans kind of day.

by White C April 28, 2013

texas tuxedo

Denim jacket, denim jeans, often accompanied by a bolo tie and denim shirt. May include cowboy boots and/or cowboy hat.
see also: canadian tuxedo

Slim is dressed up for his birthday. Check out his Texas Tuxedo.

by pommedeterre November 03, 2005

Montreal Tuxedo

A Montreal Canadiens jersey, suitable for hockey games, weddings, funerals, and other formal events. Only recognized in Montreal, sadly... stupid rest of Canada.

Nice to see you dressed in your Montreal Tuxedo for my sister's wedding!

by growlerMonkey January 23, 2011