Turf Turd

When your going for a walk and all of a sudden have to do a number 2 .. so you do it on someone's lawn.

I went to go to my friends last night and had to take a turf turd.

by Triple Trolls July 14, 2017

dragon Turfing

The act of standing on a girl with big fake breasts and flapping them back and forth pretending like they are wings while also rapping your new mixtape as that shit is fire.

Hey. Did you hear about the Dragon Turfing I did last night?

by Dragon Turfing April 20, 2017

Surf and Turf

A simultaneous fingering of the vagina and eating out of the clit. The surf represents the wet part (the tongue) while the turf represents the dry (the finger).

Billy: Dude, Britney was really moaning last night. Did you get it in?

Kyle: Nah, I just surf and turfed her.

by gofgirl983 December 17, 2011

Turf Condom

A condom when once thrown marks the territory or "turf" of the owner of said condom. If the turf condom sticks to the target, then that target becomes the property/turf of the thrower of the condom.

"Hey Lauren, is that a turf condom on your window or are you happy to see me?"

by braduardo November 16, 2011

Surf and Turf

A co-ed party where roughly the same amount of clam and sausage is present.

The party wasn't a clam bake or sausage fest, it was a surf and turf.

by Thighs McGee June 4, 2010

smurf turf

Noun. Blue pubes.

Every girl named Ashley has smurf turf.

by Joey Orgler 5 September 5, 2013

Vagfro turf

A hairy vaginal area!

That girl has a hugeeee vagfro turf!

I like playing on vagfro turf

I dislike playing on vagfro turf

by Mr. X12345678910 May 5, 2011