Turd

What congress is now being paid to provide to the American people.
The legislative process output.
The result of too many lawyers thinking about things.
Congress is spending a lot of time and tax payer money to try to pass that turd.
by Loqucious-T March 19, 2010
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Turd

The act of falsely accusing someone of a crime
Famous person a dropped a turd on Famous person J
by deafmute June 05, 2022
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Turd

by Peace sighn backwards December 08, 2015
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Turd

Suck my turd bro
Oi bro put your turd back in your pants
by notformeyafuckinfool May 05, 2015
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turded

The act of being really messed up, most likely on cannabis, so much so that you run into walls and try to eat things that aren't edible.

During this time, if a member of the opposite sex approaches you, you commonly act like a total idiot and definitely don't get laid that night.
"Dude I am totally fucking turded!"
by MrDoug October 13, 2006
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tangerine turd

They flushed the tangerine turd out of oval orifice
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 03, 2021
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Amber Turd

Reference to Amber Heard's photo that she texted to Johnny Depp during their divorce showing a huge piece of human feces on his bed, complete with wipe marks on the white sheets. She claimed it was from his 4 pound teacup yorkie. Looked like Mike Tyson might have left it.
When you suddenly realize that you'll be known forever as "Amber, the batshit-crazy bed shitter", aka Amber Turd.
by Saka Hoki April 22, 2022
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