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Toilet Tuba

I though I had to take a crap but it was Just gas so I ended up playing the Toilet Tuba.
by KangolKRS September 26, 2011
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tuba text

to text someone while doing something else as well.
anton tuba texted gaby to tell her he loves her while he was doing his laundry
by Haaaaileey February 13, 2007
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tuba hug

1. To try and hug someone while carrying a sousaphone

2. A group hug in the tuba section before a performance
1. He gave me a tuba hug and dented his bell.

2. For luck before championships, they called for a tuba hug.
by sousagal47 January 27, 2009
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Tuba Boss

tuba bosses consist of a musical piece, usually using a brass instrument, and a guy wearing a tuba as a costume. search up tuba knight on youtube to get a common idea.
Tuba bosses are cultural masterpieces
by hey shitass October 28, 2020
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Blue Tuba

During fellatio, your partner sucks on your meat until it bruises. Turning your “tuba” blue.
Damn dude she suck the soul outta me and now I gotta Blue Tuba.
by ScrubRJ September 4, 2021
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tuba tooter

The act of the offspring of a Vietnamese and an Arabic couple shitting in a tuba before a parade or sporting event.
We can't leave the game yet. We just gave the band a tuba tooter for the half time show.
by Giant $weaty $hlong September 19, 2010
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tuba

Abv. for tub of. Usually used in a negative context.
You are one fat tuba lard
by swimmainia April 30, 2005
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