Someone whose dick is so vast that it is considered to be an extra leg. Hence him looking like a tripod.
by FloydDaPrince November 2, 2023

I earthquake tripod all the time after i screw my wife. I just make sure to blame my son before she knows.
by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017

a partner who is typically behind the camera taking photos of their partner. can either be giving or receiving direction. has a good understanding of photography lighting. has heard the phrase "honey, my eyes were closed!" often, and has learned to take multiple pics.
by Jonny Le February 9, 2023

A guy named Tristan with a 28 inch cock. Or had enough sch-meat to use it as a hammer or deadly weapon.
by ThatoldGezzer55 November 10, 2021

3 men all standing on one leg puts their 12 inchers into each others assholes as they slowly turn directly at a hopefully uncomfortable bystander
Oh no! Ezequiel and his 2 home boys are doing the Western Tripod Experience! I am an uncomfortable bystander.
by Pigsu February 4, 2023

When a girl with an exceptional rear end is standing up and you get down below her pail to shove your face in the crack.
by Phoodawg July 4, 2022
