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Basic training

A series of courses offered by the military in which the instructor has a few months to fix 18 years worth of your parents fuck ups.
Your mommy will not be there when you get to basic training.
by Chrispy1990 August 20, 2020
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Karen in training

A 25-38 year old woman, who exhibits the behavior of a traditional Karen albeit not yet to the same extreme, will probably reach full Karen as she ages.
Person 1: Caite screamed at the man for making an off color joke
Person 2: She seem like a Karen in training
by Eq2006 June 9, 2021
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milf in training

An attractive woman who does not have any children yet, but hopes to someday, so she can become an actual milf.

See Britney Spears
Britney Spears was photographed wearing a T-shirt that said, "MILF in training"

What a stupid whore.
by S_t_G December 26, 2004
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Trawling for pussy

The male act of repeatedly forcing oneself on a series of females at a social gathering in the hope of sexual activity, regardless of collateral damage.
"I got with Stacey last night"

"To be fair, you were trawling for pussy"
by gabe7 July 16, 2007
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Raccoon Tailing

A game where two people excrete a turd but force their sphincter to halt the expulsion of the turd mid-way, and proceed to sword fight with said excretory rods. The objective of the game is to knock the turd off the opponents' asshole.
Brad: Yo, I found a turd in the shower this morning. WHAT THE FUCK!?

Chad: Yo, my bad. Thad and I were fucked up and started raccoon tailing last night.
by partisanwarrior97 April 29, 2019
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Training Day

leaving someone in an undesirable situation and letting him fend for himself
A: "Oh, shit, the cops just pulled up. We gotta go tell Josh."
B: "Nah, fuck that shit, man. Josh is a bitch. Let's just training day the motherfucker and get the hell out of here."

X: "Dude, you know that girl who stood me up last month?"
Y: "Yeah, what about her?"
X: "I just gave her the wrong address to my house. Bitch is gonna knock on some random door and get training day'd as fuck, man. hahaha"
by Proboterror October 13, 2010
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boyfriend in training

In addition to the above definition, which is almost correct, it also refers to a period in which fundamental views and opinions that the boy has which differ from the girl are ironed out and converted.
"I think girls with big titties are nice!"
"I THINK YOU'RE A SEXIST AND NOW I WON'T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE!"
"Oh, maybe that was wrong."

But there ain't nothing wrong with the big titties!
by Rando November 17, 2003
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