jacksie towel

A shit streaked towel following an inadequate shower

Nellie's white sheriden towel was transformed into a jacksie towel after Steve came to stay

by Gnub Jist May 21, 2016

towel thing

A method of masturbation when you take a towel and a rubber glove and you fold them and it makes a, well... butthole. Then you use lotion to make it more pleasurable.

Jason: I just made a homemade sex toy last night with a towel and rubber glove!
Earl: You mean the towel thing?

by ShakeSicle January 01, 2009

Poo Toweler

Any annoying roommate who uses a towel to clean their ass instead of the traditional toilet paper.

Justin: "What is that rust?"
Tim: "No, it's poo. My roommate, Anne, is a total Poo Toweler"

by R@peman February 19, 2010

Tip Toweling

When you sneak around with an erection that is covered with a small towel

Carter was tip toweling to the kitchen to get a midnight snack when Nana turned on the light and discovered his hidden erection.

by Tip towelettes January 20, 2019

towel boy

young boys that carried towels in bathhouses

gio scotti looks like a towel boy in ancient greece

by doboteretoh_doghorse May 22, 2023

Towel Wave

Towel Wave (similiar to victory cigar) is used to describe a situation when a player/fan/audience waves their towels as soon as they as think their team sealed the win.

NBA Commentator #1 : Here's Kobe with the dagger 3.
NBA Commentator #2 : And There's the Lakers bench with the Towel Wave.

by njrover January 25, 2013

Dremel towel

if your significant other or whoever forgot to put fabric softener in the washer and all the t-shirts, socks and towels are rough like sandpaper

had to dry myself with the dremel towel; makes the after shower treatment a real pain in the ass

by bikesniffer March 27, 2014