Eat tortilla chip vertically

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eat tortilla chip vertically and suffer

by help this is not a joke dying January 14, 2021

Hot Tortilla Handjob

a jerkity jerk with a hot, buttered tortilla

The tortilla lady at CHuys looks like she gives a mean, "Hot Tortilla Handjob"

by Dutch Rudders Revenger November 1, 2010

stale tortilla

The smell of ur balls sticking to ur leg.

James, i totally had stale tortilla today, when i smelled my hand after touching my balls.

by poop-dick jr. July 1, 2011

Flour tortilla

A Hispanic male or female who looks Caucasian. These people usually have little to no Hispanic features. They are called Flour because of their white skin and tortilla because of their Hispanic dissent.

Dude I’m not white I’m Hispanic. I’m just a flour tortilla.

by The_Kitchen July 24, 2019

Hurricane Tortilla

The worst hurricane in recorded history. Affected all of Mexico. Shut down the tortilla making business for three years.

Person 1: Man, Hurricane Katrina was awful..
Person 2: What about Hurricane Tortilla?

by #1 Banana January 16, 2018

Soggy Tortilla

a group of males sit in a circle and jerk off onto the same tortilla which is placed at the center of the circle, the last one to release his seminal fluids on the tortilla must roll it up like a burrito and consume it, thus eating a burrito which is soggy because of everyones semen

Do you guys wanna play some soggy tortilla tonight?

by DefineMyMom.com November 13, 2014

grass and tortilla

when you rip out someone's pubic hairs (grass)

and put it in a used up condom (tortilla)
then you have a traditional grass and tortilla meal.

commonly known as G&T

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, Sharon and Tony G&T'ed last night.
Girl 2: What's G&T?
Girl 1: Grass and Tortilla
Girl 2: Oh that sounds yummy! Can I get one from Chipotle?
Girl 1: *no comment...*

The leftover G&T and little blond, curly hairs stuck to the condom by the semen. Delicious.

by DoorKnobKnock June 4, 2011