Gold star sloppy toppy

when a clarinet or saxophone player in the gold star marching band gives you sloppy toppy so good like their instrument that you pass away

Tuba player: bro I need so gold star sloppy so bad right now
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*

by salad w3nch February 16, 2025

Toppie sous

An old person with style, class, swag or knowledge.

The Toppie Sous was smoking a bong with the kids

by JB&7 July 5, 2021

Lobby Toppy

Named after the world’s greatest news presenter Paul Lobb of 9 News, Lobby Toppy is the act of giving or receiving a blowjob during the reading of news headlines

“Damn, I was reading her a breaking news report and she hits me with the meanest Lobby Toppy of all time!”

by the lobbmeister December 19, 2021

Sloppy Toppy Coffee

Unprofessional served coffee usually served by Dunkin Donuts buy a untrained teenager

Starbucks hires professionals who are at least in their 20s
While Dunkin Donuts hire amateurs who are usually teenagers who serves Sloppy Toppy Coffee

by EmJayee February 6, 2018

Broad-Toppy

When you have nothing else to do besides destroy your life with drugs.

Person 1: Hey do you wanna go for a hike?

Person 2: Nah I'll be busy going Broad-Toppy for the ready of my life.

by TippyToedTimmy June 13, 2021

Sloppy Toppy

It goes by many names, head, blow job, and many more. Including Sloppy Toppy

I got Sloppy Toppy from a girl with pink hair

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Ploppy toppy

A ploppy toppy occurs when you're plopped down at a slot machine aggressively slamming the spin button in an attempt to hit the jackpot while getting a blow job either from a stranger or prostitute who may or may not be utilizing the Double Handed Gluck Gluck 3,000 method.

Oh man I was getting the gnarliest ploppy toppy last night from a girl of questionable dignity who I met at the bar near the sports book.

by Ploppyj January 2, 2023