toot toot peanut butter

1. Punchline phrase to the children's song and/or finger play that goes:

A peanut sat on a railroad track,
His heart was all a-flutter.
Round the bend came Number 10,
Toot! Toot! Peanut Buttter!

2. Synonomous with "His ass got hammered!".
Football Announcer: Here's the handoff and OOOOH!!! WHAT A HIT!! That's GOTTA hurt!

Viewer at Home: DAYEM! Check out da replay yo! Urlacher's like toot toot peanut butter. That's how we hit in Chicago son.

by JRPinCT December 26, 2008

Toots

A word used to describe a dope situation, akin to "word" or "tight" also used to describe the way you feel after getting "tooted" or high. Can be used as a verb

Jon: "Bro I just killed a 3 gram dab"

Jake: "Toots"

"I'm about to toots it up rn"

"That's pretty toots"

by Jakeysawnnnn March 20, 2017

Potatoe Toots

The side effects of eating lots of potatoes. The starches turn to sugar and creates gas leaving you the only choice.

Adam has the Potatoe toots.....well leter rip potatoe chip!!!

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 9, 2022

Poon toot

When a woman expels air from her vagina, a queef.

I was 69ing with a woman and she fired a poon toot down my throat

by BigRedMonster October 29, 2020

toot and scoot

The act of farting (typically an SBD) and then running away as fast as you can to dispel any belief that it was your fart.

Very common in public areas such as subways and stores, and at social gatherings.

After Alan emitted quite a pungent SBD, he quickly made his way to the other side of the room, pulling a classic toot and scoot, before anyone could realize what he'd done.

by bigmastaJ December 15, 2010

toot it up

"like back it up"

you better toot that shit up. toot it up up jennifer!

by swagballer2357 October 29, 2018

Soosh Toots

The high pitched ginger farts you get after eating sushi.

After a sushi lunch break, the conference room smelled like Soosh Toots.

by DavesofRlives November 17, 2015