Toolette

A woman who uses her body or withholds sex as a form of revenge or manipulation against men. As a result, she ends up making herself into an object.

Jack has been dating Jill for two months and she still won't have sex with him after all the time, money, and effort he has put into the relationship.

Jack needs to drop that bitch-ass Toolette like a bad habit and get laid.

by c--dub October 13, 2009

Toledo

A place where lonley, desperate white men go to get their dick wetted by below average women.

Damn, he definitely went to Toledo last weekend.

Damn, Ed really went to Toledo to go get his dick wet.

by BungusChungus December 17, 2018

Toledo Hammer Drop

A Toledo Hammer Drop is when you are virtually being shit on at your job, which ends being a quandary because you don't enjoy it, but you get paid to tolerate it

Dude, my jobs is a complete Toledo hammer drop.

by Moosushi July 15, 2010

Tooldom

The state or status of being a total, and complete tool. Many people share this outlook of the guidos from Jersey Shore, Brett Michaels, Chad Kroeger from Nickelback, Kanye West, and various other celebrities. Most people (including the aforementioned) who achieve this position cannot help but continually act in such a manner that only further increases there tooldom and there infamous reputations for being a tool.

Guy 1: "I think i should cover my truck in harley stickers, drape my last name across the entire windshield, and get my ears pierced with pipe-wrench shaped earings like that fag, Steve."

Guy 2: "Yeah, then you will have achieved complete tooldom."

by jeffrotull87 February 10, 2012

Tooldar

1. The capability to identify individuals as being tools with minimal analysis.

1. I can't believe you introduced me to that moron! My tooldar was going off before he even opened his mouth.

by 420AZ August 13, 2009

toolerman

Somebody who always seems to get the best seat in the house.

The toolerman always gets the best seat in the house

by TakerT June 9, 2011

ToledoDrCherianVarghese

1) A type of shit you can take, that smells like foul, sewage water, typically begotten from eating slightly fermented Chinese food. Named after a mentally psychotic doctor in Toledo who has actually committed vehicular homicide and was acquitted with the help of his hospital, so that he was free to commit battery against his wife and daughters (leading to an arrest).

2) A really shitty day.

1) Damn, don't use the first stall, I just took a massive ToledoCherianVarghese. It smells awful! It has nuts, bok choi, and corn coming out of it and smells awful!

2) Man, today really sucked. Work was awful and was overall a big, smelly, rancid, fuming ToledoDrCherianVarghese.

by Tr0llMeister November 11, 2018