This is just one more slang term for fecal matter. This can be used to insult someone or just to be yelled out in the most conspicuious of times.
"Ever since my girlfriend broke up with me, I've felt like a big pile of Stinky tofu."
"I've got to make some stinky tofu after eating that hot pastrami sandwitch."
"I've got to make some stinky tofu after eating that hot pastrami sandwitch."
by chang-a-lang February 08, 2006
A sexual act that occurs within the crevice between a mattress and mattress pad, thus producing an added force effect.
by bonchonsex9 October 09, 2010
Damn, man! You don't want to carpool with me this week- my girlfriend made me go veggie and I've got tofu ass.
by Hugh Jass February 07, 2003
When I first met Ling, she was very reserved. But after a few drinks she starting asking me if I liked to eat tofu.
by agentchuck September 24, 2007
by Electropupp June 27, 2017
(noun): Similar to the food product Tofu which generates no original flavor but absorbs flavor from surrounding products, Emotional Tofu is a person with no actual experience in a topic but knows, or knows of, someone who has experience in a cause, so they absorb their emotion as their own.
Seen mostly in white, middle/upper class, priveledged, Social Justice Warriors when they're trying to justify their political views. Typically identified by using sentences that start with "I have a friend who.."
Seen mostly in white, middle/upper class, priveledged, Social Justice Warriors when they're trying to justify their political views. Typically identified by using sentences that start with "I have a friend who.."
Veteran: Yeah I think the inroads made in Iraq post-exit in 2011 have had mostly long term benefits for the region despite setbacks with ISIL's rise
Emotional Tofu: No it isn't! No! You don't understand. I have friend. He was in Iraq. He caught PTSD and that's why universal health insurance and stronger gun control because fuck you Trump!
Emotional Tofu: No it isn't! No! You don't understand. I have friend. He was in Iraq. He caught PTSD and that's why universal health insurance and stronger gun control because fuck you Trump!
by Palmo53 January 29, 2017
Used an an insult against a (typically white female) self proclaimed "health guru". Usually obsessed with crystals, energy healing, and follows an extreme form of veganism (may go as far to shame any meat eater).
Health guru: "Make sure to realign yourself with Mother Earth's core every five minutes!"
Everyone else: "Ok, tofu cracker."
Everyone else: "Ok, tofu cracker."
by satanicevil April 28, 2020