Toffee cream

The sexual act in which a man crouches above a woman’s breast, and ejaculates on her breast while she sprays his balls with breast milk.

Me and the wife were going to town last night. We even finished with toffee cream

by Kumo1 June 23, 2022

toffee andrew

toffee also known as andrew is so amazing and i love him ?P

girl 1:have you seen toffee andrew
finn:sure have hes cool

by finnthebest September 24, 2022

Scrotum toffee

When you play and stretch out your scrotum and it looks like a toffee stretcher and that shit at work.

OMG my girlfriend gave me some wicked scrotum toffee last night and she sucked on dat shit all night!

by Fatty wep 1738 May 30, 2016

Toffees

Nicknmame for Everton Football Club's players and/or fans.

I hope the toffees do well this season!

by Ur mum sells avon March 6, 2019

toffee bear

one of 4 of the coolest guys in the world.

the toffee part is derived from the fact that this awesome mans skin tone resembles the colour of toffee.

the bear part is derived from the fact that he is part of an awesome bear team of hard yet incredibly cool guys. they are womanizers withsome exeptions.

see also; pombear vanilla bear and polar bear.

pomb bear: hey toffee bear have you seen vanilla bear

toffee bear: yeah man he's having sxual intercourse with that woman over there
vanilla bear: thats me done weres polar bear
toffe bear, pomb bear: dunno

by toffee bear November 15, 2009

TOFFEE FINGER

When you are picking up dog poo and your finger goes through the poo bag.

Oh damn, my finger gone though the dog poo bag, I have a toffee finger, pass me a wipe please

by BLUESDAD July 16, 2022

Toffee the sheep

The absolute most alpha male 🐏 in the world

Toffee the sheep is a goat

by Ellobozo May 9, 2022