Fork in a Toaster

It's a smart way to say Kill Yourself.

Person 1: Mate you arent loved
Person 2: Yeah mate put a fork in a toaster.

by yamumsyadadcreator November 07, 2018

Toaster bath

The act of bathing with a toaster in extreme anger or depression.

Me: *dies in a video game* FUCK MAN! IM BOUT TO COMMIT TOASTER BATH!

by Savzy June 25, 2019

toaster

1. Hand warmer
2. Knife Stand
3. Bathwater warmer (drop it in while on)
4. Bread Burner

"These are really nice hand-warmers"
"Whats that black smoke?"
"You have your hand in a toaster dumbass"

by mr fox May 09, 2007

cheese-toaster

A sword.

Adumbrated in Shakespeare, Henry V, II, Nym: "... I will wink and hold out mine iron. It is a simple one; but what though? It will toast cheese, and it will endure cold as another man's sword will."

The knight stared menacingly at his enemy, before unsheathing his cheese-toaster and charging.

by Chika January 14, 2007

True Toaster

A person who exemplifies the core values of Toast; Jim Barber!

Who's a True Toaster?

Jim Barber is, that's who!

by ThaRonster October 20, 2022

toaster stroodle

misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism

Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster stroodle.
Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: a toaster stroodle

by mother's stroodles September 12, 2020

toaster stroodle

misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism

Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster stroodle

Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: a toaster stroodle!

by a fellow Stroodler September 12, 2020