Toast

(Adjective) Sexually Frustrated to the max

Douchebag 1: Bro I am so toast
Douchebag 2: Oh...well have you met Melissa?
Douchebag 1: Nice!!!

by rtm11745 April 2, 2011

Toast

1. Toasted sliced bread
2. Ready sliced bread that is packaged and bought from shops (before toasting).

Mum: "Can you get some eggs, milk and toast from the supermarket?"
Answer "yeah do you want Hovis or Warbuttons?"

by LanguageExpert_likes_cats August 2, 2013

Toasted

Getting so fried and ripped off the devils lettuce that you feel the equivalent to burnt toast.

Brooooo, we just ripped through 4 J's and three bowls of bud. I'm so toasted I can see the colors of the rainbow on the knuckle of my hand.

by kenny chezney April 13, 2022

toasted

to toast. to insult. commonly said after a yo-mamma joke is performed.

Person A (To person B): "I heard your mom likes other women."
Person C (To person B): "Oo. Toasted."

by BallerinaLuver69 October 6, 2009

toast

What commands Timmy Toast to kill.

"I hear toast!" -Timmy
"Does the toast talk to you? Does it order you to kill?" -Drabinowitz

by mattersy January 28, 2004

Toast

Gun, projectile weapon

We gon ride up wit tha toast and just bust slugs.

by Verock February 28, 2005

toasted

to be drunken to the point at which you can no longer function

Uncle Scott got so toasted at the game and almost got arrested for peeing in public

by missing_zomes February 9, 2019