Tile Whitener

Tile Whitener : The result of ejaculating on a tiled surface and being too tired to clean it up.

Ever get the urge to masturbate on a tiled surface. I know I do. But when I ejaculate, cum goes everywhere. Now I don't want to clean that up, I just spent two hours furiously rubbing the shaft of my penis. So when my parents/wife/girlfriend/child get home and inquire as to what's all over the kitchen floor. I say, Tile Whitener!

by A Sick Son Of A Bitch May 29, 2013

Tileyed

A hangover of monumental proportions, involving copious vomiting and the inability to function as a human being.

I’m off to get ‘Tileyed’

by Coxy17 August 27, 2019

garden tiller face

a chick that is so ugly she looks like someone started a fire on her face and put it out with a garden tiller

jeds girl is butt ugly she has a garden tiller face

by digger19620 May 29, 2008

Snatch Tiller

While holding onto her legs you furiously pound her froth cabbage while running her face through the topsoil.

Plural: Snatch Tilling

Also see: Culti-vage Culti-vagining

It was a hot and sweaty day while I was working outside, my balls wet and quivering in anticipation for the mornings snatch tillings. Readying my bulk behind my most tasty bitch, I stuck my wicked wank inside her mossy abyss. Driving forward with every push, I ramburgled her face into the dirt and pushed her forward tilling my vast lands as a snatch tiller. Much akin to my fathers before me.

by Jimmy Rustlers Grampy July 31, 2013

ceramic tiled

Getting so drunk you end up on the bathroom floor, which is typically made of ceramic tile

Damn Dolby got ceramic tiled last night. She was on the bathroom floor all morning.

by YungIncome February 26, 2014

Parker Tille

The most amazing guy you will find! He is kind of a bad boy but he has a sweet heart! He normal likes blond haired girls! He is very athletic and does sports like Football and Basketball.

Girl 1: I heard Parker Tille is single!

Girl 2: Omg, I want him so bad!

by Avalynnreese October 20, 2019

Russian tiller

When your sister is so hairy, you feel obligated to defend her honor by getting drunk on vodka and giving reverse handjobs to your friends. Its mostly awkward because of the direct eye contact.

Kori's beaver went clear up to her nipples, so Ryan was happy to give us all Russian tillers down by the train bridge.

by Incarsr8 April 10, 2020