Twatcher

Someone who is on twitter following a whole lot of people. Never tweets anything but watching watever body else is saying cause they dont have no life.

If you twatchin, this tweet is for you twatcher!

by Dezjae05 September 8, 2010

Thatcher

Alternate term used to describe the club drug MDMA, commonly known as Molly. The genesis of the name evolved from the less common "Maggie" to "Margaret" to "Margaret Thatcher" to "Thatcher."

See also: Thatch, Thatchy, Thatchering

Dude, Herb did so much thatcher last night at the club that I could hear him grinding his teeth over the music!

by Thatcheringly Handsome November 22, 2014

Twatchos

When you go down on a Mexican girl and you suddenly realize the someone blew their load in her just a few hour ago.

I went down on this chick and found out I was eating twatchos

by Dr. Phil McKrackin June 19, 2013

Margaret Thatcher

Late, great, former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and the best thing since sliced bread. Famous for bitch-slapping socialism into submission and then taking a dump on it's corpse. The BBC and Guardian like to portray the idea that everyone hates her, but in reality she won three general elections, the Tories won a fourth, then New Labour won three more using her policies. On top of that she was voted the 16th greatest Briton of all time and scores high in opinion polls, even up north. The far-left simply hate her because she made them her bitches.

What's that? Margaret Thatcher destroyed British industry? Actually, I think you'll find that according to the Office of National Statistics, manufacturing grew by 7.5% under her premiership compared to a 5% decline under Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, while she shut down less mines than Labour PM Harold Wilson.

by john jellicoe December 19, 2013

Twatch

A female's internal menstrual clock; specifically relating to a man soliciting sex.

Captain BlueBalls: "Hey honey, what time does your twatch say?"
She-Bitch the Emasculator: "No go babe, Alabama's playing in town this weekend."

by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011

twatcholism

When you become physically sick after going down on a girl.

"Dude, last night I went down on Carly, and I think I got a serious case of twatcholism."

by jeromius October 26, 2008

devil-breasted mattress thatcher

1. slang for a common whore of the Old West. 2. a subtle term for addressing modern whores who get confused when unfamiliar words are used.

man: "Hey, devil-breasted mattress thatcher, what did I tell you about putting your skeezy hands on me?"
ho: "Huh?"
man: "Exactly. Make like a tree and piss off."

by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007