Thundercunt

A term used to describe a person who is acting like such a cunt, that they alter the Earth's meteorological behaviour, resulting in near-apocalyptic storms with lethal levels of thunder. This is the worst level of cunt you can get.

C: My ex gf is trying to ruin my life because she has a diluted idea that she knows what’s best for me.

E: Damn she’s a real thundercunt.

by Important_hoodie March 11, 2019

ThunderSlut

A entirely fierce woman who gives you the most intense Jerk-off session of your life

She was a Thunderslut I can’t believe that’s what she did!

by The Death Monger July 8, 2020

Thunderchild

The fictional Pre Dreadnought battleship, known for its heroic actions in the novel by HG Wells, “The War Of The Worlds.”

Before succumbing to the Tripod’s heat rays, it managed to kill three Tripods, saving a nearby ship full of refugees.

Moving swiftly through the waters
Cannons blazing as she came
Brought a might metal war-lord
Crashing down in sheets of flame
Sensing victory was nearing
Thinking fortune must have smiled
People started cheering
"Come on ThunderChild"
"Come on ThunderChild"

by FightingMachineWOTW December 7, 2021

Pikachu Thunderclap

First of all this will take some strong mortality and second this has to be and I mean has to be during a thunderstorm.
Step 1: You have to have sex for this to be made properly or it’s not effective
Step 2: Open the window
Step 3: Here’s where the strong moral comes in your going to take a copper wire through the window onto a lightning rod
Step 4: while your having sex shove it up your ass (you know you like it)
Step 5: As soon as you’re about to make that last clap before you nut yell as loud as you can Pika-Pika-chuuuuuu

And boom a Pikachu Thunderclap

Hey Steve did you see the thunderstorm last night
Yeah Bill I used that as an opportunity to pull off our favorite move the Pikachu Thunderclap

by Gamma Grandma March 11, 2021

Thundercunt

A cunt exceedingly larger than others, literal or otherwise.

Fuck that bitch was a thundercunt.

I almost couldn't handle her thundercunt.

by mistresskayone August 4, 2010

Thundercloud

A total bad ass, usually of native origins. Quiet, (unless drunk) dangerous, passionate, confident (sometimes mistaken for cocky) loyal, cunning and sexy to a fault. Battle tested and mother approved. Can be your best friend, or your worst enemy. Wont just live or die for the one’s he loves, but will kill for them too.

Don’t mess with that Thundercloud, you are liable to get all wet.

by N8tive Son October 21, 2019

cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt

What you say when you're trying to be edgy.

kid: "cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt."
me: "Stop trying to be edgy no one cares."

by Dubiks August 31, 2018