Tromboner

A musician that plays the trombone.
(pronounced trum-BONER)

Jeffery is a tromboner.

by hanner_bernanner June 17, 2009

Deep Vein Thrombonesis

Deep vein thrombonesis (throm-BONE-sis), or DVTBONE, is a condition that occurs when copious amounts of blood flows to and settles in the center of a males thick, rigid cock during intercourse or analcourse. The cock becomes overly engorged and swollen to the size of a tennis ball or softball. The blood thickens so much that the male becomes trapped inside the vagina or anus. Even after becoming non-erect or flaccid, Deep Vein Thrombonesis will remain and can take up to an hour or longer for the swelling to subside allowing for the penis to be withdrawn.

Although the condition can look painful, it is generally without pain and in some instances, can enhance the lovemaking.

After an unhealthly combination of viagra and other sex enhancing substances, Luther found himself suffering from Deep Vein Thrombonesis during intercourse with this girlfriend, Nadine. Luther was swollen up the size of a softball and couldn't withdraw for over an hour.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2014

rusty trombone

When a gay man is performing anal sex on another gay man while giving him a hand-job, so that the pleasure is (somewhat) mutual.

I suggested to my boyfriend that he give me a rusty trombone the next time we make love so that my moans will turn him on more and enchance the experience.

by Starman DV February 19, 2009

Trombone

1) A musical instrument used in concert bands, big bands, or jazz bands.
2) An instrument in the brass section.
3) The girl you like plays this.

1) Trombone sounds good in band.
2) My favorite instrument in brass is the Trombone!
3) Look at her playing the trombone over there, it turns me on.

by zachn101 March 25, 2016

Rusty Trombone

Giving dude a raw hand job while simutaneously lickin' the hell out of his ass.

If you saw it from the side it looks like she's playin' the trombone!

"Jane looks like shit today!"

"Maybe because she was up licking SHIT all night!"

"What a rusty trombone giver!"

by De Ann December 30, 2005

tromboning

to perform analingus on a male partner whilst masturbating his erect penis at the same time. with reference to the mouth piece and sliding arm of the popular brass instrument, the trombone

a homosexual man asks another would he like to come back to his for a 'spot of tromboning'.

by brewlio May 11, 2007

rusty trombone

n. The main activity of a rusty trombone party.

Sure your band has a trombone player, but does it have a rusty trombone player?

by Dr. Mung March 31, 2004