God

Some prick.

"In the beginning, God said 'Let there be light!'...and it all went downhill from there.

by MEGslayer May 3, 2010

God

The biggest scam in history designed to control and put millions of dollars in the pockets of so called "men of god".

Hey give me money i talk to god!

by Mamao April 4, 2004

God

Bob Ross

Bob Ross is the omnipotent God

by FireGenesis November 1, 2018

God

Shrek

Get out of the gods swamp!

by MLGninja780 November 11, 2018

God

God is a very good deity found in mainly Christianity, Judaism and Islam.

I'm a Christian. I should obey God.

by Eggy543 June 19, 2019

God

A retard with creative biological powers who got all the credit for creating human inefficiencies so they would always waste time eating, pooping, peeing, sleeping, playing on social media, inventing things the world doesn't really need, and ultimately devouring all of the 1st creation's (Earth's) resources before they can actually evolve.

Behold, I am God, the reason you all hate yourselves because you can never be me!

Don't piss off God or he'll start that apocalypse program that's got all of the religious sheeple in a frenzy pit of fears!

by ninaarhowell August 28, 2023

god

A hypothetical mysterious being who has been imagined by mankind to solve the mystery of existence. god is a myth of many religions who lives in the skies hiding from Astronauts and does nothing to control bloodshed and injustice on his creations.

God said he will never be back again

by CuriosityInfinite October 10, 2018