A biological theorem postulated by the famed naturalist Dr. I.B. Crunkdenstein which states that penile erection may be maintained during the act of intercourse with an ugly ass bitch if a paper bag is shoved on her head. Preferably, an orafice should be carved into the masticular region so that one may still scog down his partner's throat.
by assbagginsQB December 4, 2005
Get the paper bag theoremmug. The theorem states that if a man witnesses the siting of tits, he must shit on at least one dick.
Converse: If a man has shit on a dick, therefore he obviously has seen tits.
Biconditional: A man will shit on a dick if and only if he has witnessed a pair of tits.
Converse: If a man has shit on a dick, therefore he obviously has seen tits.
Biconditional: A man will shit on a dick if and only if he has witnessed a pair of tits.
You know what the G-man says. If you see tits, you gotta shit on a dick!
The S on D theorem was on the test. But there was no dick to shit on!
Hey guys....I just saw tits. Would you mind?
The S on D theorem was on the test. But there was no dick to shit on!
Hey guys....I just saw tits. Would you mind?
by Shitondicks2212 March 14, 2011
Get the S on D Theoremmug. by Foley November 15, 2004
Get the Foley/Altstaetter Theoremmug. Greg: Wow! Jason actually had a good idea
Sam: Well the infinite jason theorem says he'll get one every once in a while
Sam: Well the infinite jason theorem says he'll get one every once in a while
by MONKEY EMPEROR February 25, 2021
Get the Infinite Jason Theoremmug. by Hagwash The Second November 6, 2020
Get the Hogwash Theorem of Mathematicsmug. by Hagwash The Second November 6, 2020
Get the Hogwash Theorem of Mathematicsmug. by Hagwash The Second November 6, 2020
Get the Hogwash Theorem of Mathematicsmug.