Theodore

Mediocre man, not particularly special.

You're so boring, you're such a Theodore

by petergriffinfunnymoment12 May 23, 2023

Theodore

hes so mf hot he should marry me fr
he has the most luscious brown hair known to humanity and also likes AOT
hes got sparkling brown eyes and is probably richy rich rich 🤑🤑 he tends to run fullspeed into bins and also will ignore u to play 8 hours of valorant using his monster dick infused braincells.
he pulls no bitches but is a 10

also very short

V: Omggggg Theodore is a ten but he ignored me for valorant!!!!
S: hes a short ass boy with the name of a chipmunk from a fictional movie.

by nadddies forever <3 July 19, 2022

Theodor

If you're lucky enough, he might tell you some of your relatives (most likely your father) had ended their life.

"oh hi Theodor!"
"Your dad died."

by Princbosne123 October 12, 2022

Theodor

Theodor loves fucking goblins

i saw a Theodor yesterday i hated it

by Coffeeboi April 5, 2022

theodore martin

theodore martin is a pretty cool dude

theodore martin is the best

by urmumisaverycoolhuman August 19, 2022

Theodor Aa

Theodor Aa is the kinda guy to fuck men with his enormous cock and balls

Dude, Theodor Aa is so cool and funny and nice and ball- OPS I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY- I DIDN'T FUCK HIM.

by Antonon November 20, 2021

José Theodore

Sexiest goalie in NHL history.

One of the nicest people you could ever meet.

José Theodore has gorgeous brown eyes.

José Theodore makes ladies swoon.

All men wish they could be half as sexy as José Theodore.

José Theodore is a BAMF.

by mrsvalden June 11, 2011