Pickbertson's whale

A small breed whale of the humpback variety. So named after famed naturalist Gary Pickbertson, this curious whale can be found off the coast of South Africa.
Robert: Baloooga! Nick: Nope, Pickbertson's whale!
by cabin boy January 01, 2010
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Eternal Whale

When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her...and never loses it.
Ian:I wished I had stayed single...

Noah:I never though your girlfriend would turn into a eternal whale.
by SilverDawn41 October 22, 2019
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freelance whales

they're a pretty great indie band from the great state of NY. awesome tracks are: Hannah, generator 1st floor, and ghosting. to name just a few. very creative/quirky lyrics. everyone in the band sings and plays an instrument. extremely underrated & worth listening to.
man, have you heard of the album weathervanes by freelance whales? it's pretty rad.

when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.

Freelance Whales = just sweet.
by ihatemosquitoswhynoahwhy? July 24, 2010
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Third Whale

Like a wing man (fin man) that helps you get laid. Originates from the social practices of some really big whales that are so fat they need a third whale to aid them copulate.
If it wasn't for my third whale I'd never get laid.
by Chanisson Halberitzky February 05, 2010
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whale of a time

a great time, superb time, immensely enjoyable time
you must have had a whale of a time at the party
by BiBaBo March 14, 2012
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Shave the Whales

A phrase coined by Scott Adams and used as a cover of his book.
Dogbert reasons:

Whales are mammals...
All mammals have hair...

Shave the whales
by Wize.Online July 16, 2008
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stealth whale

A Stealth whale is a person who hides their weight problem with "trick" photography.

They will post a photo of themselves from a high angle and will make attempt to push breasts up, under their chin.
When I saw her photo, I recognized her as a stealth whale.
by Lazlo2 August 16, 2011
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