Burnt Squirtle

The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.

Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?

Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!

by BobShart July 1, 2023

Squirtled

When the man slaps his dick on his lady friends vagina and after she squirts and it lands in her eye.

So after she finished squirting on my dick I slapped my dick on her pussy and and some of it landed in her eye. She asked "Did you nut ? " I said nah I just squirtled you

by The_r0ckStar February 22, 2019

Squirtle

When a girl is eating skittles while having sex and she squirts.

“Hey man I heard you and your girl squirtle in the bathroom last night.” “Nah we were just queezlering!”

by Toughmastermind November 13, 2021

Squirtle

The tiny turtle Pokemon It is very adorable and fun to play with

Squirtle I choose you!

by Turtles are upon us April 28, 2020

Squirtle

The act of fellatio, similar to a blumpie, but performed on a bidet.

“Hey Janet!,” exclaimed Ned, feeling fresh and confident, “How’s about a Squirtle?”

by anonymous March 26, 2023

Squirtle

An act of fellatio, similar to a blumpie but performed on a bidet.

“Hey Judy!” shouted Ned, feeling fresh and confident, “How’s about a quick Squirtle before Jeopardy?”

by anonymous March 26, 2023

squirtleing

Squirtleing is when the girl is squirting and the guy has his mouth over the squirt zone “collecting” it.

Dude, what’s all this talk about squirtleing?

That’s a whole nother level of weird that you don’t need to know about.

by LegendTwenty7n December 26, 2017