pube salt

Pube salt is simply, pube dandruff

I got a mouthful of pube salt before going down on Kelly last night.

by zuzzy Foeller March 18, 2014

Pubes for Petroleum

A non-profit organization that encourages others to shave their pubic hair and give it to BP or Kevin Costner to help with the Flaming Verizon Sanchez clean-up.

On June 10, 2010 Robin Williams donated 14 bushells of hair to Pubes for Petroleum by shaving his balls.

by pubesforpetrolem June 16, 2010

pube dazzle

Placing ones pubes into someone's phone cover so they stick out and tickle their face when they answer their phone.

I totally pube dazzled Jenn's phone last night after she wouldn't let me feltch her. She didn't know what a pube dazzle was and I said, "but you know what feltching is?"

by pubetastic July 13, 2009

Ginger Pubes

They are the cutest variation of pubes. They can be easily fashioned into a sensual red heart.

"Please don't shave your ginger pubes, honey, they're so rare that I feel like I'm fucking a Unicorn"

by Adeera May 27, 2017

pube-safe

An object is pube-safe when it is SO safe, that not even the most desperate of thieves will touch it (caused by being shrouded in pubes)

First seen on Important Things with Demetri Martin

"I'm not touching that! There's a pube on it!"

pube-safe

by Angryblackguy March 16, 2009

pube trap

Usually happens after a bath or shower, where you get changed quick and put on some pants and then pubes get trapped between leg and affected area.

"Hey, dude, you ok?"
"No....rushed getting ready and now I got PUBE TRAP..."
"Bad luck."

by laureny March 06, 2006

yeti pubes

Pubic hair that resembles the wiry white coat of a mythical Himalayan mountain creature that's possibly related to the Sasquatch.

dude, those yeti pubes make your junk look like a hamster peeking out of its nest.

by bobsquatch September 18, 2018