octopus croquet

When you hang from the ceiling by your hands and have 2-3 partners hang by their hands or teeth from your nipples and genital piercings whilst kicking their feet in an effort to kick the balls of the men who are lying naked and prone on the floor of your mom's living room.

"I can't believe we lost 2-1 in Octopus Croquet"

by WTFAWTA December 20, 2022

Doctor Octopus

Dr. Otto Octavius. A nuclear scientist and skilled inventor, he created a set of four robotic tentacles that were controlled with a neural interface. After a lab accident welded them to his body, he suffered brain damage and became a mad megalomaniac- and arguably the biggest headache for Spider-Man.

Spider-Man: *exists*

Doctor Octopus: I'm about to squash this spider's heroics.

by Exterminator (not really) October 20, 2019

octopus claws

When you're holding a cat and they suddenly sprout claws from every limb, usually when they know what's coming and they don't like it

I went to take my cat inside and she went all octopus claws

by iglesia1995 May 16, 2008

octopus hat

When eight guys arrange their dicks on your head like the tentacles of an octopus.

Let's round up the guys and give this girl a good ol' octopus hat

by Stonewalljackson January 5, 2015

Spicy octopus

When you dip all 8 fingers in hot sauce, put 2 in her vagina, 2 in her butt, 2 in her mouth, and and one in each nostril

“How did last night go with Kim?” “It was going really well, but I got excited after dinner and gave her the spicy octopus, she wouldn’t talk to me after that”

by JB707 February 25, 2021

Octopus Stage

adj. The stage that frequently falls between the two stages of tipsy, and drunk.

Nah, Jimbob only made it to the octopus stage last night.

I'm at the octopus stage!

I wash athe octhopush sage!

see also: octopussy

by Le Passenger May 19, 2008

octopus parent

a parent who is always doing everything at the same time. seeing to multiple children's needs at once

my mum shes an octopus parent

by themadsinger April 13, 2022