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The Man Point

Noun: A theoretical point derived from men that is arbitrarily used by other men to delineate a man's approximate masculinity. It is awarded (or reprimanded) by characteristically manly actions or disregard of formality.
Man: <Opens fridge; drinks from carton>
Roommate: "Nice. Man point."

Achievement Unlocked: "The Man Point"
by Man-Kyle August 26, 2013
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the man of sex inn

my the man of sex inn is flying bruh
by mkmso October 28, 2022
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the man in the boat

A term for the cliterous
While your down there, look for the man in the boat and squeese his head and lick it.
by Bob The Breaker April 15, 2003
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The man, the myth, the living legend!

The term, "The man, the myth, the living legend!" is used in response when you see someone you haven't seen in a long time.
There goes Ted "The man, the myth, the living legend!".
by Hankscolts June 28, 2011
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The Man in a Yellow Hat

His name is not ted you have been lied to
The man in a yellow hat is not named ted
by dougus April 10, 2020
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The Man-Point System

The Man-Point System is a sacred process of masculine prowess. When one does a noble deed or something manly, one receives a man point. When one accumulates 18 man points, one is oficially a man, and the maximum amount of man-points is 36, which is when you reach the manliness of a lumberjack. There are certain exceptions to the system in which certain individuals receive more than 36 man points. These are the manliest of men, in fact they are MAN GODS. You can also get negative man points for doing stupid dumb shit or being a bitch or being a creepy punk.
"Jay has negative forty man points. He is a creepy bitch."

"Man, you gotta love The Man-Point System."
by Joe Mingus December 4, 2006
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the man of your dreams

Every little girls fantasy, a dangerous misconception that one person can save you from yourself. It is dangerous to assume that they are your soulmate because darling, because a knight in shining armour has never had their armour tested. Do not trust your fifteen year old self idea of true love, they are just a fantasy man.
The man of your dreams was tall, smart and charming. Charming does not mean shit unless they are compassionate.
by Neo Astarte June 18, 2014
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