el macho grande ding-dong

1.) a Mexican male whore with huge, huge, huge, penis
2.) someone with a huge, huge, huge, penis

wow that guys got an el macho grande ding-dong
or
holy shit look at el macho grande ding-dong

by filjoe August 20, 2014

macho man randy savage

-Professional wrestler famous for having his back side scorched on a plethora of occasions by Hulk Hogan.
-Was a two time WWF World Champion and 4 time WCW champion. Lost one WWF title to Hogan, and dropped to WCW title's to him.
-Often known as Hulk's whipping boy or bitch.
-Made a rap CD calling out Hogan, but in fact, is deathly afraid of the 24" pythons and lacks the testicular fortitude to actually follow through on challenge.
-Was a spokesman for Slim Jim Beef Jerky. Famous Slim Jim quote was, “snap into a Slim Jim.” The irony is that Hogan snapped into Savage like he was a Slim Jim.
-Was married to former manager, the late Miss Elizabeth.

"Whatcha gonna do, Macho Man Randy Savage, when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania, runs wild on you!?"

Hulk Hogan

by Terry Bollea May 1, 2005

Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan

When you and your friend get in a fight, and the shorter one comes out on top screaming OHHHHH YEAAAAAAA

Man I like how at the party last night you pulled the old Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan act.

by Guts The Slayer June 18, 2016

Macho Bombs

A slang term for testicles, from the same vocabulary as "Stud Missile".

First I hit him/her with a stud missile, then follow up with the macho bombs.

by InspiredbyAngus January 4, 2011

Macho Picchu

Da mid-second-millennium Peruvian municipality where da guys engaged in lots of chest-thumping and super-manly behavior.

Nobody likes big blow-hard dudes who overbearingly strut their stuff, so it's no wonder dat Macho Picchu "went da way of da dodo" back in da 1500's.

by QuacksO March 20, 2021

Pulling an El Macho

The act of dying in the manliest way possible: Strapping 250 pounds of dynamite to yourself while riding a shark into an active volcano

Frank: What happened to Todd again?
Antonio: He died pulling an el macho.

by Gopher7923 August 8, 2024

Macho

Macho is a real nigga who often pop niggas for no reason and don’t forget to mention that he fucks lots of bitches he also never gives a fuck

“macho a real nigga man he’s a god “

by Lendis November 22, 2021