Jude Cut

Basically when you shave your entire head and look like you got drafted

Dude: Yooo Lucas nice Jude Cut

*dabs him up*

Lucas: Thanks man I got it yesterday

by PondemonX December 4, 2021

jude

A phonetic spelling of the phrase "jewed", sometimes used in online FPS games when someone gets cheap-shotted.

Also used when someone gets cheated out of something.

Double-Teamed
Noob: Gay. I just got jude.

Ex. 2
I got jude out of my money when I bought that fucking iPod.

by Megalomaniac October 23, 2005

jude bellingham

hottest man alive. my husband :)

jude is mine, all mine.
jude bellingham means that he is the hottest man

by ms.b3llingh4m January 16, 2023

Br jude

br jude is a math teacher who teached in LSC, whom is a math teacher for 1D in 2022-2023.
His word is always,"sit properly!".And this sentence is always used in Thomas Tai, the catholic coordinator.
And when br jude saw thomas tai was playing, he would put thomas out the classroom 'nicely'.
And when students forgot to bring their textbook, br jude will let them copy the whole powerpoint slide, or write a prayer poem.

Br jude, you are so handsome!

by CR7_thegoat7 November 10, 2022

Jude Law'd

An expression meaning "screwed over," in light of Jude Law's recent paternity claim from wannabe-model Samantha Who? Used when everything finally seems to be going right for you and then wham! your special lady friend (who was on the pill at the time, of course) gets pregnant and you get hit with a lawsuit the size of Tom Cruise's ego. Or y'know, just whenever something crap happens to you.

"Where did you park your car?"

"The Valet took care of it."

"At Burger King? Dude... you got Jude Law'd so bad."

by Laura Awesome August 5, 2009

Dirty Jude

Dirty Jude has great dick and and knows how to fuck. You will eat his ass like Jesus at the Last Supper.

I ate Dirty Jude's ass last night.

by EatAssForJesus May 27, 2019

Hey Jude

One of the greatest songs ever written, a true classic by Lennon/McCartney and the Beatles. The beautiful begininning coupled with the fantastic end chorus is a stunning reminder of why the Beatles are so fondly remembered

"Remember, to let her into your heart, then you can start, to make it better" - The Beatles
"Na, na na, na na na na, na na na na, Hey Jude" - everyone

by I Love Horses July 19, 2005