jersey shore stand

a one-night stand in which there is a 99% chance of seeing that person again

I don't think one-night stands work on jersey shore, because you will probably see that guy again. It's more like a jersey shore stand.

by LGAKHC May 27, 2010

Jersey Shored

The act of passing out landing flat on your face due to a combination of dehydration and too much alcohol.

Dude...here's the situation...you gotta make sure you're drinking enough water....otherwise you'll wind up jersey shored like that girl did at the old pink house.

by Tihm Uri May 24, 2021

Jersey Shore Snow Cone

(v) : When a male surprises a female sexual partner by having an ice cube in his mouth while giving oral sex

Bro, I blindfolded my girl and jersey shore snow coned last night! She screamed!

by Lick my rose November 11, 2019

Jersey Shore Challenge

A Jersey Shore Drinking Game in which the participants take 1 shot every commercial break during an episode of The Jersey Shore. Commercial breaks are every 6-7 minutes typically.

Bryan: "I issue you a Jersey Shore Challenge!"
Josh: "Challenge accepted!"

Meathead1: "Bro I got so hammered last night"
Meathead2: "What'd you go to Karma?"
Meathead1: "Nah, it was a Jersey Shore Challenge night"

by Jew-boi May 6, 2012

Jersey Shore Rule

In reference to the rule the Jersey Shote cast came up with when Mike hit on a “tranny”

“If you have to ask, if there is even a question, assume it’s a guy”

“Damn that girl is hot I’m gonna go talk to her”

“I don’t know, I mean look at her hands and that Adam’s apple. Might be trans and if you’re into that go ahead but if not remember the Jersey Shore Rule”

by Jumbalaya Eater April 27, 2022

Cast of the jersey shore

Goofy ah spastics

Have you seen the cast of the Jersey Shore?
Yeah bro, they're spastics
And Goofy Ah too!

by BADUSSYCLUSSYPUSSYSLAYER69 October 26, 2022

Jersey shore

A bunch of fucked up whores

Jersey Shore can't pull the ace card

by Richard bakes February 23, 2022