Jensen Ackles

Danneel and Misha Collins husband

Jensen Ackles is married to Danneel but he gets flirtatious with Misha and has admitted that both him and Danneel call Misha their boyfriend.

by Excuses people give February 11, 2025

Jensen

Really smart and handsome guy, better than everyone else, could and would beat you in a wrestling match

“Omg, look it’s Jensen!”
“I can’t beat Jensen in a wrestling match!”

by Random Dude/Guy/Boy February 25, 2022

Jensen

The undying and unforgettable urge to eat a shit directly from your grandmothers ass.

Guy 1: i want to jensen
Guy 2: are you okay?

by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024

Jensen lukas

Can be a poes from time to time. Always think they are strong, and intelligent when they have the body of a sizzled crippled capuchin and mind of a Branden

They can be nice but that only happens at about twice a decade. If he wants to fight, dont fight, he'll only hurt himself

Also a typical stoner with no life whatsoever. Smokes every day because he knows no one loves him.

"Wait, Is that Jensen Lukas?"

"Yep, he looks kaffer dronk"

by anonymous March 16, 2021

alissa jensen

A prostitute crackhead who buys crack by the ounce from jezebell

Wow look at that alissa jensen working the corner

by Drifty scopy June 24, 2016

jensen

tristian drasculas little sister her sister buys me dip

jensens sister is cooler than her

by rebel child October 15, 2015

Levi Jensen

A really good norwegian christian evangelist, Thinking that hes fans are actually christian.

Hey, you wanna watch levi jensen's bibelhour later?

by lilSund February 9, 2019