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SDM Index

Shag, date, marry index.

The mathematical equation of a person's (male or female) likelihood to fulfill any of the three noted requirements both a) individually and b) collectively.

Equation Calculation

Maximum 33 points awarded for:

1) Desirability to Shag (chiefly British, or American 'bang')
2) Desirability to Date
3) Desirability to Marry

An overall virtual percentage can be derived as an index judgment to the candidate's complete desirability. In most cases the result would be declared as:

X,Y,Z

30,25,7

An SDM index of 62
Chandler: 'For me Elly is a 30, 25, 7 SDM Index. I'd love to bang her but wouldn't wanna watch X Factor with her every Saturday'.
by londonacidcity December 15, 2011
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Rob Zombie Flavor Index

Used to measure the calorie account of someone’s dick.
Yeah man, my dick has 1/4 the calories of a mature female raccoon! I found it out using the Rob Zombie Flavor Index!
by Robin Zomborg December 11, 2021
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Index-Pinky Scratch

The index-pinky scratch is a ball scratching technique that involves only using your index and pinky finger to scratch your ballsack. Using the hand that you pee with, you fold the middle & ring finger downwards, leaving only the index, pinky and thumb sticking out. Then you reach for the bottom of your ballsack and start dragging your index and pinky upwards, slowly and intensely. This method targets the itchy area much more effectively with needle-like precision. Note that this only works best with moderate-long nails.
I used the index-pinky scratch technique to soothe my itchy balls and have never felt better.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 22, 2022
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Black index

The ratio of Black people in any movie, theater, or television production in relation to the actual demographic proportion in the United States. Colloquially known as the B.I.
The black index on this television show is so high, it belongs on BET.
by Pebacon August 5, 2023
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skills index

1. Found in the publication "The Quantification of Skill" and refers to the weighted average of the components of the MSD, the SCIA, and the FM-100
2. The leading indicator of RTS ability
Was his skills index above .7?
by anonymous July 12, 2004
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The Social Index

A foolproof guide to determine the popularity and "soundness" of a certain individual. Factors such as inflation are taken into account in determining the outcome of this revolutionary theory. Created in Dublin in mid 2017, it is set to become a global phenomenon.
"she's got 600 likes, she must be sound" "yeah but she's a girl, according to the social index halve that and there's your answer"
by Ctcblue May 28, 2017
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orgasm index

The degree to which an experience compares to the pleasure obtained during an orgasm; calculated as a fraction of 1.
That joyride was so fun, I believe its orgasm index was at least 0.9!
by Turbogenns June 6, 2022
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