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Gonk

A word meaning just about anything, depending on context.
•Bro, that’s gonked up!
•Hnng! I’m gonna gonk!
•Oooh! Right in the gonk!
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Gonked

Gonked; The formal way to combined the words “gone” and “fucked”. Typically associated with drug use and-or a response to humor.

Singer-songwriter “Jack Montreal” used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song.

Instead of saying “I’m gone and fucked”, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; “I’m gonked as fuck” to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.
Formal use: “I can’t make it to your party because I am too gonked to drive.”

Informal use: “I’m gonked as fuck”

Interrogative use: “How gonked are you right now?”
by totallynitjackmontreal June 4, 2023
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Gonk

A Christmas ornament, or a person who does stupid things usually without realising
'How much would 100kg of water weigh?
'Oh my god. You gonk'
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Gonk

A gonk is a gay slut
You gonk!
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Gonk

A term used to define when someone's balls fall out of their vagina.
"Don't you hate it when your balls fall out of your pussy? Call that a Gonk"
by MANCOW IN A COWS MAN BODY August 12, 2021
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Gonk

Gert long c**k
He has a gonk.
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Gonk

A racist term used to describe the Chinese or Korean. Basically any bitch with squinty eyes
guy 1: Bro what kind of gonk are you smoking

guy 2: you cant spoke a gonk you can hire them for labor though
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