by USRLover2015 April 25, 2017
by theFBomb47 March 25, 2022
Carlos: Hey cabrone i heard you were doing some Dominican Republic Flashbangs the other night
Pablo: Yeah man you should have joined
Pablo: Yeah man you should have joined
by sigmasigmaohio August 19, 2024
When an ugly guy bangs a hot girl, nuts on her eyes, proceeds to poke them, and then chants “You’re not real! You’re not real!”
by MikeWaz0wski January 31, 2022
by irish flasbang January 10, 2021
When you cum in a girl's eyes and face and smack her ears simultaneous, similar to a Russian Flashbang, then just run away (assumingly to play football)
Dude 1: She wanted me to stay, but I gave her a Portuguese Flashbang because I had a match with the boys!
Dude 2: True bro right here!
Dude 2: True bro right here!
by averageportuguesedude October 26, 2022
The act of jizzing on someones eyes and clapping their ears at the same time to make the sound of a flashbang.
by bebbeee December 09, 2024