Chinese Flashbang

when you have a micropenis and you fuck a girls ear and cum inside

Dude i totally just Chinese Flashbanged a girl last night.

Man, you never told me you got a MICROPENIS.
NONONOO-. .

by ThatOneIrishGuy May 2, 2022

40Mm flashbang

Giant grenades used for killing infants in their cribs and to point, point blank at the vulnerable populations faces. Good enema

The 40mm flashbang needs to be banned.

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

Romanian Flashbang

The act of jizzing on someones eyes and clapping their ears at the same time to make the sound of a flashbang.

I gave this girl a romanian flashbang, i think she's traumatized.

by bebbeee December 9, 2024

FlashBang

A flashbang is an alternate word for a one night stand, just 10x more intelligent

I had a flashbang with this chick from the pub last night. Yeah, now I have HIV and severe depression.

by Daddy Long Legs 👅 June 10, 2020

Flashbang beef patty

A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.

Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty

by Yurboy1g April 25, 2022

Flashbang

When theres a power outage that lasts for less than a second.

I was slaying out in some Black ops 2 and was about to win but then i got flashbanged

by Megasmasher3000 March 16, 2020

Flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and clap her in the ears and run.

I had to get out of there so I flashbanged her.

by u69 September 9, 2020