by edwardbungmyboose December 5, 2018
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Get the Edward mug.Edward is a bad-ass assassin from the Anita Blake, vampire hunter book series. He is also known as Death and by his alias Ted Forrester, the name that he uses when he is doing legal jobs. He is described as average height with blond hair and ice-blue eyes. He hunts vampires and wereanimals because humans are too easy to kill and he wanted more of a challenge. He often says how much he loves his work. He likes to use a wide range of weapons on his monster hunts including flamethrowers, sub-machine guns and LAWs. He is a bit of a sociopath but also a brilliant actor, he can switch from his intimidating, emotionless self to his charming, texan alias Ted in a split second.
I was the Executioner, but the vampires called Edward Death. He'd earned the name. - Anita Blake
The world is being invaded by sparkly vampires, what do we do? Call Edward.
The world is being invaded by sparkly vampires, what do we do? Call Edward.
by nosparkling June 29, 2011
Get the Edward mug.Asked often if he glitters its only cause his aura is so bright it seems to glow. Carefree and fun-loving. He makes anyone realize there is always time to stop and smell the roses. He has awesome dance moves and knows the right thing to say to make you feel better with the corniest lines. Can put a smile on your face at any given time. They are amazing listeners and talkers knowing their way around words they may speak funny or trip over their words. They can be very clumsy and forgetful as well and are very patient. can tell when your not okay. If you give them respect then they will respect you. They will stand up to you and for you they don’t take any crap from anyone. If you win you and Edward's heart keep them close to yours because one day when you’ve hit rock bottom they will be there to help you up but will be honorable enough to leave if he thinks he is holding you back
He has shown me such a love that I have never known that one day soon hopefully I am going to marry him.
He has shown me such a love that I have never known that one day soon hopefully I am going to marry him.
by Tamisue Osborne July 5, 2019
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