Kaitlyn from Home Depot

This is a amazing spectacular friend that you can pick up from your nearest Home Depot

Tyanna: hey did your Kaitlyn from Home Depot come in yet?
Jett: not yet but hopefully I’ll get her soon!

by Bigneckbitch November 30, 2020

Home Depot Return Scam

The act of making a false or modified return to the dumb personnel that work the returns desk at Home Depot. This is often done by switching the new product with the broken old product and then returning, also by changing the contents of the packaging with a dummy product to pass off as a return, also one may purchase a tool or piece of equipment, use it then return when done and say that it was broken when you opened it. One could also use carefully discarded packaging, be careful and repackage with something with a similar weight to receive store credit. All at the no questions asked return policy. A contractor could supplement his project profit or increase his tool collection through the use of this and store credit.

It is amazing how the Home Depot Return Scam works time in and time again.

by Fyou123 May 18, 2019

Lonely Depot

Some bitch on the internet who is called a trap for sounding like swagger souls even though she’s a girl.

“Hey you know Lonely Depot?”
“You mean the one who can’t play Fortnite for shit?”

by OnlySomeoneUseless July 6, 2019

Home Depot

A Home Depot is a home for monke. They have wood and lights. Best of all they have my favorite thing shelves and chainsaws .

I go to the home depot to monkenap monke.

by Depot of home. September 29, 2021

The Homo of the Depot

My gay ass Uncle Kyle who was too lazy, rude and gay to work in asbestos health control and oil rigs, that he got a job at Home Depot cuz he kept trying to give his bosses blowjobs and jerk them off while they're taking a shit for a raise. Now, he takes selfies of himself butt naked showing his backside wearing nothing but an orange apron with the caption saying "Papi bout to give baby that anal" and posts it to Instagram while waiting for his boss' dick to go up his tight little white boy ass.

Man did you hear about what happened to Ky-Ky's? He tried to fuck the boss again and now he's The Homo of the Depot.

by John Gettin Doe July 29, 2020

Dusty Depot

when you’re fuckin a bitch and her depot is dry as dust

man I just fucked that bitchy and her pussy was as wet as dusty depot

by MR. PATRIOTIC June 11, 2018

Home Depot Surprise

Getting a blowjob from someone that has a spray tan.

Husband gave me a home depot surprise last night

by OneBadGloop November 16, 2020