take a bite of the shit pie!

A gritty phrase to describe how everyone who is part of any organization needs to do what they don’t want to do some of the time.

It’s time for you to step up and take a bite of the shit pie!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

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Fair Bite of the Beef

An Australian expression of mateship, celebration and affirmation. Typically used at social functions and barbecues, or to build rapport with strangers on public transport. Not to be confused with the phrase 'fair lunch of the lamb' - a much-scorned English phrase.

Also commonly used to express appreciation for someone who's overcome great adversity.

Phil was feeling out of place at a barbecue where everyone should feel welcome. He exclaimed 'fair bite of the beef' - to the delight of all present. The room erupted and was soon regarded as the number 1 larrikin and a general lush of a man. Many beers and salutations were offered.

by nadiaandtheboys December 10, 2017

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bite in the balls

A situation so uncomfortable, irritating or humiliating that it's the emotional equivalent of having someone bite your balls or kick you in the stones.

"Damn, being fired from that last gig was a bite in the balls."

by bongoman September 24, 2008

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The Great Australian Bite

*The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time

In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves

Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?

Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice

Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...

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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely

Ocean:

Bubble bubble bubble

Fish:

Yummo some dickhead to swallow

World:

Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with

by NunceBolger February 26, 2022

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