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When someone wants followers and gets their friend to comment on their post to fool the ignorant
James: hey dude, I need followers. can you tell people they’ll get a warning when they follow me?

Nathan: sure bro

Nathan: why is nobody talking about the warning we get when we follow you?
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why Hitler killed the jews

Because they are their oreos without milk.
eww you eat Oreos without Milk, you know that's why Hitler killed the Jews right?
by Lalalstan November 15, 2016
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Why Trump Cooks the Books

When the serially bankrupt Liar-in-Chief has zero choice but to continually massage the numbers to keep his oft-shady businesses afloat, because failure to do so would “make Trump bankrupt again” and in all probability land him behind bars.
For a corrupt “billionaire” who is showing sign of declaring bankruptcy a seventh time, it’s no surprise why Trump cooks the books to avoid incompetency, insolvency, infamy, and imprisonment.
by MathPlus February 25, 2021
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why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth
"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*
by zidredz October 20, 2010
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Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

On my “Ball of Confusion” definition, there is a weird date: December 27, 2022.

I’m assuming you guys must have changed it to this.

Is something supposed to happen on this day?
by Death Menace September 7, 2022
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I'm the Mommy that's why!

This is a phrase a mother uses to assert herself over her children. In one simple sentence she shows dominance over her offspring and reminds her children that she does does not have to explain herself or her decisions to them.

This is a phrase used by a mom when her child...
A.) Has done something wrong and mom is telling him or her to stop.
B.) Is about to do something wrong and is caught and mom tells him or her not do it.
C.) Is asking for something and Mom says, "No!".

In all of these instances the child would more than likely repeat this phrase, "But why"! In the beginning the mother may say, "Im the Mommy that's why", but usually the mother will say no several times until she feels like she going to explode.
(In the grocery store)

Little Joey: Mommy can we get donuts from the bakery.
Mom: Not today sweety
Joey: Please Mom
Mom: No, Joey, not today.
Joey: (Starts to fake cry) Its not fair, you never get me anything.
Mom: Thats not true, stop with the fake tears and a big a boy or youre going to be in trouble.
Joey: (He raises his voice) Just tell me why, mommy. Why cant we get them? Why?

Mom: (Mom lowers her voice into a growl and gets close to Joey face) I'm the Mommy that's why!
by PsychStudent101 July 21, 2016
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reasons why liv is the epicest qt

So Liv is your bff and the epicest qt, name every good thing about her-

1. She's my best friend -w-
2. She's also my father / daddy uwu
3. She can make people nut just by sending the right GIFs
4. She has ginger hair
5. She looks out for her friends
6. She is very funny ha ha
7. She relates to me quite a lot
8. She has freckles
9. She has a very epic voice
10. She is very swag at PvP
11. She's a very epic gamer
12. She's a very epic builder
13. She has a very epic bf
14. She's very good at drawing
15. She's very epic at dirt biking
16. She has a very big WAP
Jacob: Why is Liv the epicest qt?
Mally: The reasons why liv is the epicest qt are...
Jacob: I was kiddi-
Mally: Ahem...
Jacob: shit
by Malleeeeeeee November 11, 2020
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