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Urban Dick

An Urban Dick is someone that posts definitions on Urban Dictionary solely to insult his/her friend, ex, school, celebrity or politician. They usually use personal pronouns, real names and or inside jokes in the definition.
Man 1: I was voting the other day and say the word "Emily"
Man 2: What's that mean
Man 1: "Someone who cheats on people and acts like a bitch"
Man 2: Fuckin Urban Dicks man, they're everywhere!
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URBAN DICK

Are you lesbian? ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
URBAN DICK a question for yah
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Urban Dictionaries Dick

Omg it's large as fuck
No really
Just take a look my guy
๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ’•OMG๐Ÿ’•โœจ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ
๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ’•YOU'RE GAY?๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ’•
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๐Ÿ†โœจ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฑโœจ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿจ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฆโœจ๐Ÿฟโœจ๐Ÿงโœจ๐Ÿฆโœจโœจ๐Ÿฆโœจ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿช๐Ÿง๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿช๐ŸŒนโ™ฅ๏ธ๐ŸŒนโ™ฅ๏ธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน
"Urban Dictionaries Dick was huge as fuck my guy"

"Really?"

"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"

"( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)"

"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"

"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"

"uhh I uhh"
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When your to lazy to type urban dictionary but you get urban dick instead now you have sophisticated pp's in your areas
I tried searching urban dic but I got urban dick instead
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Guys who still think it's cool in any way to use misogynistic language to characterize women. It's as cool as slavery, which was\is tragic.
Misogynistic men who post foul language against women: I think London Bridge is funny, snort snort.
All women: go brush your teeth or something, you sound like an urban dick. sorry you were dropped on your head as a child.
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