An Urban Dick is someone that posts definitions on Urban Dictionary solely to insult his/her friend, ex, school, celebrity or politician. They usually use personal pronouns, real names and or inside jokes in the definition.
Man 1: I was voting the other day and say the word "Emily"
Man 2: What's that mean
Man 1: "Someone who cheats on people and acts like a bitch"
Man 2: Fuckin Urban Dicks man, they're everywhere!
Man 2: What's that mean
Man 1: "Someone who cheats on people and acts like a bitch"
Man 2: Fuckin Urban Dicks man, they're everywhere!
by Brief Velkoz May 24, 2019

by ๐r bun DICK tio nery๐ August 8, 2020

Omg it's large as fuck
No really
Just take a look my guy
๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐OMG๐โจ๐ณ๏ธ ๐
๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐YOU'RE GAY?๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐
Asscrack is typing...
๐โจ๐ฑ๐ณ๏ธ ๐๐๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐๐ฑโจ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ฆ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ฟ๐๐จ๐๐ฆโจ๐ฟโจ๐งโจ๐ฆโจโจ๐ฆโจ๐ฆ๐๐ช๐ช๐จ๐ฑ๐๐๐ช๐ง๐ช๐ช๐จ๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐จ๐ฑ๐โจ๐จ๐ฟ๐โจ๐ฆ๐ช๐นโฅ๏ธ๐นโฅ๏ธ๐น๐น๐น
No really
Just take a look my guy
๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐OMG๐โจ๐ณ๏ธ ๐
๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐YOU'RE GAY?๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐
Asscrack is typing...
๐โจ๐ฑ๐ณ๏ธ ๐๐๐ณ๏ธ ๐โจ๐๐ฑโจ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ฆ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ฟ๐๐จ๐๐ฆโจ๐ฟโจ๐งโจ๐ฆโจโจ๐ฆโจ๐ฆ๐๐ช๐ช๐จ๐ฑ๐๐๐ช๐ง๐ช๐ช๐จ๐ฑ๐๐ฑ๐จ๐ฑ๐โจ๐จ๐ฟ๐โจ๐ฆ๐ช๐นโฅ๏ธ๐นโฅ๏ธ๐น๐น๐น
"Urban Dictionaries Dick was huge as fuck my guy"
"Really?"
"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"
"( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)"
"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"
"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"
"uhh I uhh"
"Really?"
"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"
"( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)"
"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"
"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"
"uhh I uhh"
by PeePeeRatTheULTIMATEPOTAT November 24, 2021

When your to lazy to type urban dictionary but you get urban dick instead now you have sophisticated pp's in your areas
by Iwillkillmyselfwithpeanuts September 9, 2020

Guys who still think it's cool in any way to use misogynistic language to characterize women. It's as cool as slavery, which was\is tragic.
Misogynistic men who post foul language against women: I think London Bridge is funny, snort snort.
All women: go brush your teeth or something, you sound like an urban dick. sorry you were dropped on your head as a child.
All women: go brush your teeth or something, you sound like an urban dick. sorry you were dropped on your head as a child.
by misogynisttrenddisheartening April 15, 2020
