tossing hot turnips

getting your balls tongue juggled after stepping out of the hot tub! KD&JC
your hanging out in a hot tube with a bunch of people and there is this one fat chick that keeps talking about being hungry for hot turnips. So you tell her that your balls are the size of turnips, so why doesn't she just toss them around with her tongue. So thats when the term "tossing hot turnips" was made.
by KD&JC November 04, 2010
Get the tossing hot turnips mug.

Two Bob Turnip

Two Bob Turnip is a name used to describe a specific Family of woolybacks that reside in The Suburban Semi Rural farming village of Purbrook. The Barron’s, or Two Bob Turnip’s are a Lower Middle Class Yuppie family that usually have ginger hair, Webbed Feet and Dogs with 3 legs, These Harmless Ginger Farmers spend their time smoking menthol, Watching Havant FC and getting rejected by average looking women, most of Us in Ptown Feel Sorry for them & see them as soulless ginger farmers
Who are those Ginger Lads on On The Bikes? Oh that’s The Barron Family, Ben & James, They always ride their bikes while doing the PaperRound, They are right Two Bob Turnips
by Bomb Voyage October 30, 2021
Get the Two Bob Turnip mug.

Two Bob Turnip

Two Bob Turnip is a name used to describe a specific Family of woolybacks that reside in The Suburban Semi Rural farming village of Purbrook. The Barron’s, or Two Bob Turnip’s are a Lower Middle Class Yuppie family that usually have ginger hair, Webbed Feet and Dogs with 3 legs, These Harmless Ginger Farmers spend their time smoking menthol, Watching Havant FC and getting rejected by average looking women, most of Us in Ptown Feel Sorry for them & see them as soulless ginger farmers
Who are those Ginger Lads on On The Bikes? Oh that’s The Barron Family, Ben & James always ride their bikes while doing the PaperRound, They are right Two Bob Turnips
by Bomb Voyage October 30, 2021
Get the Two Bob Turnip mug.

social skills of a turnip

Turnips have no social skills, there for someone with the "social skills of a turnip" have no social skills.

Awkward with people. Poor social skills
Edward doesn't work well with others, he has the social skills of a turnip.
by cyberhomie July 01, 2021
Get the social skills of a turnip mug.

atomic turnip choke

Act of choking you lower member till eruption ends up in back of your throat

also see

clam ass
Jesse enjoys perfecting the atomic turnip choke with his boyfriend johnipher
by america boy April 25, 2008
Get the atomic turnip choke mug.

Cambodian Rabbit Turnip

The perfect equation. Often used to describe a random false sense of security or a cyborg with corny leprechaun feces in it's mouth, and/or butt hole. If you only have 3 arms and can't scratch your anus then you have problems, so they call you a Cambodian Rabbit Turnip.
A.k.a. Jesus. Let's fist some blow holes. Blow holes referring to whales or Cambodian Rabbit Turnips.
by Gage Joshua Adam Haney May 19, 2007
Get the Cambodian Rabbit Turnip mug.
You can't get something from a person, especailly money, that they don't have i.e. A turnip cannot be coaxed, squeezed, or cajoled into producing blood. All efforts at obtaining blood from this vegetable will be futile
He's no snitch; you'll squeeze blood out of a turnip before you get any real answers from him.
by BoogiePants September 05, 2008
Get the squeeze blood out of a turnip mug.