Music, usually in impossibly high amounts. Often accompanied by copious amounts of alcohol, sleep, and crying respectively.
‘I need to lean on my “Therapist” badly’
Takes a sip of Jack Daniel’s and turns 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con) by Will wood and the tapeworms up louder
Takes a sip of Jack Daniel’s and turns 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con) by Will wood and the tapeworms up louder
by Lexithetransfem March 18, 2025
Get the “Therapist”mug. Who was the one who specially spent time & effort to help you the last time? Who was the one who stayed & supported you through every situation?
It’s no other than your therapist (or a friend that does the same thing).
Please. Since they did everything they could to help you & make YOU happy last time, how about that change?
Introducing: Therapist Appreciation Week, 7 August to 13 August
What you can do: Simply just arrange a hangout IRL, ask her/him questions, give her/him flowers/anything else, really. For the first day, you could even write her/him a paragraph to start the week off too!
It’s no other than your therapist (or a friend that does the same thing).
Please. Since they did everything they could to help you & make YOU happy last time, how about that change?
Introducing: Therapist Appreciation Week, 7 August to 13 August
What you can do: Simply just arrange a hangout IRL, ask her/him questions, give her/him flowers/anything else, really. For the first day, you could even write her/him a paragraph to start the week off too!
Therapist Appreciation Week:
Weekdays:
hey therapist,
personalized paragraph
Weekends:
hey therapist,
do you want to go out together some time?
(or anything similar)
Weekdays:
hey therapist,
personalized paragraph
Weekends:
hey therapist,
do you want to go out together some time?
(or anything similar)
by randomperson? July 20, 2022
Get the Therapist Appreciation Weekmug. by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025
Get the Manuel Eduardo Rodrgiuez HErnenadez Is Cthulhian Therapistmug. Beanie: "How are you today?"
Jim: "Not good, My Pickle Timpson was tickled, I might need a tickle Pickle Timpson Therapist!"
Jim: "Not good, My Pickle Timpson was tickled, I might need a tickle Pickle Timpson Therapist!"
by Pervert the Herbert July 20, 2023
Get the tickle Pickle Timpson therapistmug. What girl calls the guy she really likes and will eventually be with but calls him that so that they can constantly talk
by C nemur March 17, 2019
Get the Therapistmug. Told you that you are spiritually bankrupt? That is a FUCKED UP THING FOR A THERAPIST TO SAY! They SHOULD NOT BE SAYING THAT TO PEOPLE.
Hym "Is spiritual bankruptcy a clinical diagnosis!? What in the fuck is THAT SHIT!? A therapist told a person... That their problem was that they weren't religious... And that drove her to Christianity. That fucking therapist should not be doing that. That piece of shit needs to have their license removed."
by Hym Iam November 23, 2024
Get the Therapistmug. You know, people complain about the "dating crisis" and "population collapse" but no on ever thinks to attribute it to the rise of internet "garage therapists" who perpetually double down on their own made up and sophistical propositional ethics. OH WAIT! I forgot! The trough-line between all internet garage therapists! The inverse correlation between "blame" and "fault". See, what they've done is framed the situation in a way such that if someone is blaming you... THEY are wrong to balme you. By default. And people do it everywhere. You can see it in cooperative gaming. If you blame the worst player for their disproportionately negative role in the collective lose, theh will use the fact that you blame them to denying themselves culpability in their own failure. And it's the same thing garage therapists do. Rather then acknowledge when their ethos FAILS, taking responsibility for what they are putting out into the world, and (God forbid) acknowledge their own culpability, they need to deny themselves any liability. It's liability mitigation so no one can come back to them and say "I did what you said and it didn't work. My life became a falsehood where I was called on to deny the reality around me and call it improvement." I mean, what percentage of the time does their advice work?
Irrelevant. As long as it works for enough people for them to sustain themselves (even if it's only 10%) it doesn't matter to them. They bare no responsibility for their own ethos while feinting to be the moral arbiters of the ethos of others while making it a facet of their ethos to hold the failures of other ethical systems "accountable".
Hym "See, 'cuckberry41' tells people to cut others out of their lives for doing *this* and to do *that* but 'my 5-head is smaller than my cock' is telling people to cut others out of thier lives for doing *that* and telling them to do *this*. That's what cult leaders do! Cult leader garage therapists who deny themselves culpability in the effect they have on the people who accept their propositions while using their followers as evidence of their own superiority. And then they turn around and post videos about the dating crisis and loneliness being at an all time high fewer people dating than ever before or even having friends. You see? I'm doing what you said because why should my mother (and everyone for that matter) not live in accordance with 'cuckberry41's' whim? He has a study that shows the corollary association between things and like a cult leader needs me to leave my wife and give him 5 dollars."
Hym "See, 'cuckberry41' tells people to cut others out of their lives for doing *this* and to do *that* but 'my 5-head is smaller than my cock' is telling people to cut others out of thier lives for doing *that* and telling them to do *this*. That's what cult leaders do! Cult leader garage therapists who deny themselves culpability in the effect they have on the people who accept their propositions while using their followers as evidence of their own superiority. And then they turn around and post videos about the dating crisis and loneliness being at an all time high fewer people dating than ever before or even having friends. You see? I'm doing what you said because why should my mother (and everyone for that matter) not live in accordance with 'cuckberry41's' whim? He has a study that shows the corollary association between things and like a cult leader needs me to leave my wife and give him 5 dollars."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023
Get the Garage therapistmug.