Penis stress

When you’re constantly stressed because of the small size of your penis.

“Bro what’s up with him he’s always so uptight!”

“Don’t worry about it bro it’s just penis stress.”

by Cocksan November 4, 2018

stress vaping

Vapes to much to fast burns out coils

Stress vaping a person who smokes to much

by Naveson November 24, 2018

stress napping

taking multiple short naps (usually ranging from 10-30 minutes) to avoid immediate work, which often results in an unintentionally long period of rest because the time wasted by the previous nap places so much stress on the napper that he or she perceives the need to nap again

"How is your work coming along?"
"I started working last night and wanted to get two papers done before going to bed. Then I got overwhelmed so I stress napped from 9 pm until 7 am."

"I should be studying but I'm stress napping"

by fretl December 1, 2019

stress anorexic

Someone who forgets to eat for long periods of time when they get really stressed out.

"Dude, John has lost a lot of weight lately."
"Yeah, Kim broke up with him. He's such a stress anorexic."

by angstmetalsong January 29, 2006

stressed out

The song by tøp that made it on the radio. Hipsters that listened to tøp before they got popular hate the song because it's too mainstream.

Omg I can't believe how mainstream tøp is getting. People these days only listen to Stressed Out

by Leafyisdad69 May 28, 2016

Stress Fuck

A tactic used to release stress and seek out ultimate pleasure. A practice of prograstination in which you do somebody else instead if what is stressing you out.

"I am only on the 5th page of my 15 page paper and it is due tomorrow." "wow that sucks. Do you wanna go stress fuck?"

by dirty whore lovin December 26, 2007

stress monkey

One who behaves like a panicked monkey when placed under minimal stress.

In retail, there are always times when checkout lines get full. Stress monkeys pull everyone to registers when they have two customers in line and everything else remains undone at the end of the day.

by Dr. Bubba January 24, 2010