Stealth Fox

A name for a fat girl who, if she was skinnier would be really hot. A hot girl who is disguised under a fat body. A girl, who is hot but is hidden behind a fat body.

Guy 1: Dude I hooked up with that chick last night.

Guy 2: Why'd you do that man she is fat and not that attractive.

Guy 1: Na man, you got it all wrong. She's a stealth fox.

by JDfratboy June 26, 2010

Stealth Grind

When you sneak behind a random person dancing, or ideally some couple grinding on the dance floor and make spastic pelvic thrusts and other sexual gestures (i.e. ass slapping) from behind the unknowing target. Also can be equally effective and hilarious when done behind any person bending over for any reason, as in tying their shoe.

DB is stealth grinding king of the world.

by Stealth Grinder August 13, 2010

Stealth Dip

Slipping it in while she is still asleep

The girlfriend was out for the count and I was feeling the urge so had a quick stealth dip without disturbing her.

by Antwerp86 February 13, 2019

Stealth cunt

The art of extreme cuntness so refined one does not even realize they have been gutted and left to bleed.

Oh I like her. Dhe is so nice and really cares about me. Bitch you dont even know that stealth cunt just took your dog, your man your last coke, and she is coming to your house tomorrow night for dinner because you invited her.

by Snapperkoc July 18, 2019

Stealth Nut

A sealth nut happens when your gf/wife is unable to satisfy you sexually so you bust a nut while she is next to you in bed without her knowledge. This is incredibly difficult to pull off however it can be done.

E's wife was on her period so he busted a stealth nut. Legendary.

by HolySip September 29, 2019

stealth pooh

The mysterious ability girls develop in long term relationships to pooh without smell or sound so that you never, ever, on pain of death catch them laying cable.

(to girlfriend in bathroom) "Hey honey, you gonna be long in there?"
"No sweetie, just flossing"
(to himself) "Yeah right, taking a stealth pooh more like"

by Steveo-W February 19, 2008

stealth whale

When a slutty fat girl uses the " Myspace/facebook " Camera pose to make herself look thin, but in reallity shes a beast !

Beki Eaton Is a stealth whale

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Whale Surfacing

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by Stealthwhaler August 14, 2011