Top Shagger

A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert
Person: Hey! I’ve heard your a top shagger?
Top Shagger: Yeye *whilst smelling of pussy*
by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 04, 2019
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big shagger

Someone who shags a lot.

Synonyms - Sir Shag a Lot
Mikey boy is a right big shagger.
by mattiepearce January 19, 2018
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Hat Shagger

A person in a uniformed profession who is obsessed with their job.
He’s such a hat shagger. He loves his uniform so much, he would fuck his own hat.
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Sheep Shaggers

Sheep shaggers are inhabitants of a small continent off the coast of New Zealand, Commonly known as Australia.
These Aussies blame Kiwis (New Zealanders) for the cum filled sheep that get exported to various other countries such as America or Britian.

Unknown to many, Sheep shaggers are actually bred by Kangaroos and live in their pouches until ready to face the world. They have high pitched nasally voices and tend to say "Sex" instead of "Six", or "Fush and Chups" instead of Fish and Chips. G'day instead of "good day"

They also believe they invented Pavalova first, where as New Zealand did, for Anna Pavlov.

1) Kiwi: Bro, What are you doing to that poor sheep?

"Sheep Shaggers" : Im just seing if i can six him sex times. It helps with the tenderising when we send it to those Americans.
AND A DIINGO ATE MY BABY!


2) Ew look at those damn Sheep Shaggers, hes calling that poor lamb his mate!
by Kiwichick November 22, 2008
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sheep-shagger

Can be used as an insult or another name of a new zealander, or farmer
"where is he from?"
"oh, he's a sheep-shagger."
by xXxshawtyxXx November 27, 2006
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Sheep Shagger

A New Zealander who enjoys 'shagging' sheep can often be found in New Zealand and Australia
Wow, there was a whole bunch of sheep shaggers walking past me last night
by goochdards March 31, 2011
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Top Shagger will

A very tall non square headed YouTuber way better than big fat sticky saggy old floppy manapusal 55 year old Jill Hudson.
by Ya mum browne November 24, 2019
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