scoot and floop

It means fuck and go. Have sex then leave. Do you get it Johnny?
David: I had this nice scoot and floop last night

Sandy: what with who
David: with this guy jeffree, he gave me a free wig.
Sandy: dude that guy has like 1270 different types of STD’s!
David: I’m dead now

Pedro the dog: Oooh WIG!
by Kimberly_WigFlipper June 14, 2019
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Scooting the bucket

When your husband makes you do his chores
He was scooting the bucket this morning when he forgot to take out the garbage.
by M.Noodle December 31, 2021
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Tooth Scoot

When giving a blow job, the female moves her teeth back and forth along the man's shaft, "scooting" them along.
I didn't think I'd enjoy it, but when Tracy gave me the Tooth Scoot, I jizzed right then and there!
by Scooter Pooter! January 12, 2010
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mut scoot

When your dog drags his ass across your carpet.
Look at Marty doing the mut scoot across the living room.
by Abbie W June 08, 2006
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Doody Scoot

When an animal poops and is left with a dingleberry. The animal then proceeds to sit and scoot its' doody across the floor ultimately making a line of doody on the floor you just cleaned.
"Oh my gosh not again. I just got done mopping the floors and my cat just made an epic doody scoot across the entire kitchen!"
by Stelllaaa March 12, 2012
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sloot scooting

Riding around looking for sluts to have sex with
When I was out sloot scooting around last night.
by Ktibbs May 15, 2016
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